HEY KID! Want be a PIRATE?! Heck yea u do. You've been waiting for somebody to ask you this question for the initial thirteen dosh gamn years old ur life that's why you are gonna SQUISH YOUR THUMB MEAT in your GREASY SCREEN and download this sweet corny nugget of CANNON BALLERS Key Features: - Easy to perform! (one handed match ) - Hard to master describe system that radically alters your play style - Power-up system which presents you with three arbitrary powers periodically during the run - Die a ton. Get powerful - hardcore roguelite! - Elite monster system that upgrades animals as you perform - Random levels that produces every playthrough unique Our developers thrive on comments!